Agreed.

Ratch on the bench, with Powell or Walker, Crowther and Philbin?
Rest Yates
Harrison and Musgrove as starting props.

The more radical option would be to find a place for Wood and Whitehead. That would probably be at the expense of Zane (who's played well recently) and Jordi - just to give them game time ahead of the play offs. Can't see it happening.

I think I would prefer a prawn Goebbels instead

So would I, but I'm being stalked by Roy Keane. He's well and truly against the prawn Goebbels brigade.

Well I don't want to be controversial, so I'll have a Hermann Goering instead.

Is that a type of Bratwurst.

Just make sure that you've put the moose head on the wall beforehand.