'I know where the Himalayas are but I've never been up em' - one of the best ever sitcom lines - from the love wood episode. Genius.

Quite right Duckie, but it was too good an opportunity to spurn.

Although a cat called Vienna was a a bit of a clue. Didn’t you think to yourself “aaah Vienna”?

Aaaah shutupaya face

As a pretty young guy myself I can sympathise with you Mrs M. However there are probably only 6-8 of us on here that follow the academy games and school rugby will be even more of a niche subject, hence the topic drift. I don't recall any of the shows that they are talking about as its well before my time, but I suspect you would need the services of a reputable necromancer to get a glimpse of some of the young girls that they are banging on about. Another problem is the fact we are now well into the off season, so you can expect a lot more non-rl related discussions. Expect lively debates about what to do with an old gas mask, best buy mobility scooters, incontinence pads, and how long the Irish potato famine is likely to last. They are a pretty decent group of guys in the main so we young ones will just need to be a bit forgiving when their minds inevitably start to wander.

PS The Wire website now has a report on the first game of the academy tour in Oz

You could have posted the score some 9 days ago, rather than posting your comments today, then this thread would have taken a far different course.