Because he's a moron, albeit a clever moron. He is becoming a caricature of himself. Spouting utter e in order to get some kind of reaction. He doesn't believe what he says about Dufty he just says it because he wants to try and be controversial.

Philbin on report.

We have so not turned up yet.

How the f**k is that a try??...

What?????

That's appalling! They have had a fair few decisions here. Offload backwards they get a knock on!!!

Going to lose this unless we up the intensity. We have had very little posession in their half and they are making yards quite easily.

Have that Clarke you tool.

Dufty has wheels, doesn't he

When we have the ball, their defence is RIDICULOUSLY quick. Have they been onside yet?

Great Dufty try, but shoddy goalkicking

TV director needs shooting

French coverage is always dire.