I would like to see Paul Cullen in there too

Oh nonsense no-one listens to them anyway. We need a complete revamp. In the studio:

Nigella Lawson
Darcey Bussel
Lucy Alexander
Jo Blythe

Fill them with Prosecco half an hour before broadcast and let the fun begin.

Pitchside - Gemma Atkinson. In lycra. Lots of shots of her running up and down the touchline like a heaven sent Robbie Hunter Paul.

Commentators - Shirley Bassey and Kathryn Jenkins. Ditto Prosecco and wait for the comments about squirrel tackles. In gaps in play we can have a sing song (with subtitles so fans can join in).

It’s Jon Wells and Phil Clark to a lesser degree that are a drain on viewer experience. Baz is great and Tex is supplies to requirement and adds nothing if there was a void.

Anyone of the fore mentioned are an improvement on

McDermott (tries to hard to be funny)
O'Connor (dull as anything, and brings nothing to analysis)
Clarke (just a Berk)
Wells....I'd break the swear filter
Arthur...come back Eddie

As I said, I quite like all the BBC's matchday team, just not Saturday's director

Don't let the ladies mix their prosecco with your Harvey's Bristol, miaw, it won't end well

And throw in Carla Connor off Corry

How much of that bottle of Sanatogen you found under the sink did you drink!

I believe there is a large proportion of the internet devoted to your interests, they are not in the least rugby related however!

Complete tosh

Both Jenkins and Bassey have been seen at many a Rugby game. The wrong code, I grant you, but seen, non the less.

Lawson. Nutrition is VITAL for any professional sportsman
Bussel. Fitness levels in dance are essential, as are rugby.
Alexander. Once a player's career is over, investment of his funds/pension are vital for long term financial stability.
Blythe. Good weather forecasting gives anticipation for oncoming games. Setting sun positions, dieing/increasing winds may influence kick off decisions.

I stand with miaw's salient observations, yet question his omission of Susanna Reid. Her ability NOT to kick #### out of Piers Morgan each morning, shows remarkable restraint, which could further enhance Mike Stephenson's weekly shouts of "we don't want to see this in our game", more prevelant.

We need to see more opinions like miaw's, on this board

Obviously Susanna Reid would have taken this in a totally different direction!

Anyone seen Saddened btw?