You may be right. Eamonn McManus ordered chicken kung po but the guy on the phones mixed up the slips and told the deliveroo driver he wanted curry. The driver spread it round a live animal market and that's where it all began.

The question is will this just die out after a few weeks like the seasonal rumours that we get every year from rubber duckie, or will we have to adjust to living it for several years, like Sculthorpe signing on Boxing Day, or Widnes whispering in Richie Myler's ear.

I can't, and I don't regularly watch the NRL to know if there are any Adrian Morleys'.

The evidence to date would suggest that the one we have signed, Latu, is in many ways the same standard as Morley. The problem is that Morley is now 43 and hasn't played for five years.

Perhaps he will have trained relentlessly during the pandemic, telling himself that this was his big chance to get his name down first on the team sheet and to push Chris Hill onto the bench ?

This happens in every team sport. Cullen put Westwood in second row and it spelt the end of the road for Paul Noone, who had been a pretty promising prospect. Noone moved on to Harlequins and the dressing room morale survived.

Currie and Hughes are experienced pros and they know how RL goes, sometimes players get replaced by new signings, some will get fired up by the challenge of proving themselves better, others will mope and moan. As long as Inglis performs, it won't be an issue. The issues for squad morale come if Inglis turns out to be garbage, and is getting picked every week because he's a big name, and the whole squad knows the guy he replaced was better. Then it's a problem for the credibility of the coach with the squad so he has to address it quickly.

Too right BWW. I couldn't think of his name !