Mother of fcking god!

You can't put a Rowntree's Fruit Pastille in your mouth without chewing it

You can't breath through your nose, with your tongue hanging out of your mouth
















Statistically, 91% of posters on here will have tried it.

Many a mickle doesn't actually make a muckle - it just makes a lot of mickles

(Statistically over 75% of you will now be thinking wtf?)

Because those that don't think are probably not?

Five out of four people can't do fractions..