I'm coming up from London to visit my son at Uni in Manchester and we're going to the game on Friday. I fancy standing in the South Stand. Will we be able to pay on the day, and how packed will it be? Can we go anywhere or are people territorial about their space? Thanks for any advice.

Maybe it's not a single offender. What if its an organised movement created in spite by a former employer to ruin match day experiences? perhaps its one who is upset that we don't like the new badge?

Does the club need to put bio hazard signs up ?

Stick that big fan at Gemini in reverse and send it over to St Helens to give them something back after all evil stench we endure from that disgusting farm over in Bold that uses human effluent as firtilser.

"Firtiliser" are you from Somerset?

Ooh arrr.
Either that or I'd be a pirate.
However digging holes and looking for artifacts while drinking scrumpy warms me barnacles.