went old trafford for a gb v aussie game and johnny was on the train with us..he said whats the difference between a coppers truncheon and a magicians wand?????????????ones for cunning stunts..wont tell the rest of the joke..he had that carriage in stitches

I was in that carriage too.

He was singing, to the tune of my old man's a dustman...
Meninga is an Aussie
He wears an Aussie hat
and when he wears it back to front
he looks a trucking pratt.

The last two words have been slightly changed.

The things you remember!

Johnny would tell people he was a computer operator, not sure if he was or not. I sat next to him for Bradford away in the 1990 cup run. I remember somebody asking him if he was from Winwick and Johnny then hit him on his head with his walking stick.

.....he answered in binary then.

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