Quote: sir adrian morley "went old trafford for a gb v aussie game and johnny was on the train with us..he said whats the difference between a coppers truncheon and a magicians wand?????????????ones for cunning stunts..wont tell the rest of the joke..he had that carriage in stitches'"
I was in that carriage too.
He was singing, to the tune of my old man's a dustman...
Meninga is an Aussie
He wears an Aussie hat
and when he wears it back to front
he looks a trucking pratt.
The last two words have been slightly changed.
The things you remember!
