Well, that will mean our 'tactics' are blown for the day, and given our apparent inability to adapt, we're going to be in for another tough day.

He's been doing it all year either in our twenty or the oppositions twenty. Grix is getting a lot of grief for the balls he's dropped recently but England is worse.

Usual ray of sunshine aren't you?

Take no notice of our William, he's never liked England since he refused to sign his autograph book when the player visited his school.

The only ball that was dropped was when your uncle Alf bought you that new phone for your birthday, We never had owt like that at fourteen.