"Who's is that hand on your right shoulder because it isn't mine".

There's no evidence of bias amongst ANY of the Sky "commentary" team.

"I can make full sense of Jon Wells' comments"

"Kevin Penny's is the first name on my team sheet"

"Widnes haven't won anything since the Berlin Wall came down"

"Wigan's dealings are always above board"

....and many more
(just waiting for digs about us not winning the league, since Noah was in short pants)

Hilly to TS...... "It's a good job it was only Wigan that's had injuries this season."

Ben Flowers has been accepted to work for the U N as a peace keeper

Or

This trophey is nearly as big as Shane Warne's head

Robbie Duckie was right again with his prediction of the result

This trophey is nearly as big as Shane Wane's head .... That was meant to say

"Well Tony, as Shaun always says, it's not the winning, it's the taking part that matters..."

it says this should have been wigans shield on the back

Hilly: Did you hear about Daryl Clark putting a dog distemper pill in Brads coffee ?

TS: Oh dear, how is Brad feeling ?

Hilly: Ruff, Ruff !

"So Tony, that's the winger situation sorted out for next game..."

Boss...your right hand...it's not holding the hubcap...

just looked at the injury list of wigan on the back.