The conspiracy theorist in me always saw this as union putting us in our place from the off.

A grand plan to show us up.

1st Remove the English poster boy from the game.
2nd Fast track him in the sport knowing he isn't ready.
3rd Blame him for the most prominent loss
4th Show the world that league is poor because their poster boy can't play the game.

Wow! How do you sleep at night?

Yeah. Not sure how the million pound investment they have made in Burgess and the embarassing exit from the World Cup tie in with that however.

I think Sam was just trying to be like SBW. World Cup is done now so flit back to League to play NRL until the next World Cup. The team's poor performance has probably ruined that business model for him.

Well, when I wear my tinfoil hat, those aliens won't look into my thoughts

Think you mean aluminium, tin is soooo last century...

Everything about the English RFU's campaign in their World Cup has been a disaster - the order of the England fixtures was misguided at best and arrogant at worst, and as for waving shedloads of cash under prop forward Sam Burgess's nose and then expecting him to play in the centres after only a few months trying to learn the arcane rules of their version of the game, words fail me.

Do any us believe there is a chance we could sign Sam burgess? My neighbour used to be a scout for the wire and told me how we could have signed him on a junior contract/y t s type deal for 80 quid a week a few years back but Simon didn't want to do any deal in an underhanded way. Credit to Simon and his morals but it's fair to say Sam won't be on 80 quid a week for his next club

Incisive...I do hope you stay and offer further worthwhile contributions.

If only I had a "neighbour who used to be a scout for the Wire".

I have a neighbour whose cat makes "full use" of my garden.