Quote: lefty goldblatt "I've just walked upstairs after a hard day's work. Susanna Reid has just stepped out of the shower, rivulets of water are cascading down her body....
"Oh, Hi lefty. Hard day? You poor thing. Never mind, eh. I've rung Tayef, and ordered a couple of Lamb Naganzis and keema naans. I've opened you a bottle of that £4 Aussie Shiraz from Lidl. Sky Sports News has been on, and the Waste of Skin has just gone home. I've put "The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway on the CD player, and I've got tomorrow off from Good Morning Britain, so the night is ours..........."'"
she`s a dog compared to beccy meehan who reads bbc north west news