I'm gonna have to add Nikau into this debate in modern times. He loved a bit of biff.

Didn't Haggerty once head butt a goat after it had hit him?

i hated tuuta at cas, i was mortified when it was revealed that we'd signed in him in 98.

that said for the first part of the season, i couldn't fault him he played quite well, then we went to the stoop and kicked out of mark carroll, legally and illegally, it was hilarious listen to carroll crying to the referee trying to get him sent off.

Then he became a penalty giving liability

Not completely correct, Blake was refused by the club but promised a release if we made the final. Perhaps it was different for Davidson?
It was following that decision Higham said we will no longer buy a player on a short term contract.
So the next season we raided RU (welsh)

The story actually is that he was asked where he was from and said "Thatto Heath". The Australian journo said "Where's that?" and Haggerty replied "Top of Elephant Lane."

There's also the famous wages story.
Haggerty never had a bank account, so was told to open one.
He got a cheque book and a bank card to withdraw money.

Haggerty said "what the #### do I do with this card", to which one of the players told him to get money, he had to go the machine outside the bank, put his card in, and tell the machine his PIN

So Roy walks upto said machine, puts card in, and shouts

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Thick as a docker's butty