Eh? I'm confused

I love your juicy gossip Duckie - your cab must be a hive of rumour.....

So is Duckie, but he's happy in his own little world....

He's signing for Northwich?

Either that, or he's becoming a jockey? ......

Chester.....cryptic clue dsm?
Perhaps the answer is just that...

The clue is what it isn't.....

It's not likely to be TS!

Chris Chester, is he our new coach?

Warington will have Sims and Clark in the side next year which improves you straight away. If you add Hock I think you'll be favourites to take out the title. Hock has never won a major trophy in his career but he's an exceptional player and I think Smith would get the best out of him.

if you are a rovers fan, Then he is.

Yeah but that's Swinton, it would be different in our team.

The slowest winger in history can score 32 tries in a season in our team so Penny wouldn't have to do much to score with us, just run up and catch kicks in the corner that will give him about 25 at least.

Very true, if they all stay fit, which they never do at Saints.

Which Anderson is it you are referring to? Both Daniel and Paul are in the mix, although I suspect it will be given to Keiron Cunningham in another example of sentimental folly by McManus.