Quote: rubber duckie "I'm going to have nightmares now. Thank you very much.'"
Goodness gracious, conjuring mental images like that at this hour should be brought to the mods attention.
He was a looker, wasn't he, old Simon? He made Don Duffy look like George Clooney.
Not that I'm so inclined, but Waterhouse is far better looking than any forward who has plied his career in the top-flight for a decade has any right to be. Most modern forwards resemble some of the "ladies" who frequent the Pound Bakery, but with less body art.