ohh richie myler
wed love to find ya
why the f#k did we sign ya
your not worth a f#k'n fiver- robbed from sum1 else, im lazy and couldnt be bothered looking back

You can't beat a bit of Chaz n Dave eh Rico!

Go on then....

"Oh you won't stop posting, why don't you give it a rest
You're got more madness than Koukash, when you get things off your chest
Now you was just the type of duck to shred my nerves in two
I knew right off when I first clapped eyes on you,
but how was I to know you'd do my head in too,
with your incessant nonsense....you're becoming a pest

only kidding

I'm sure Sloop John B would go down well.

"Richie, Richie I don't want to be bitchy
but your kicking is so errant
it killed a car park attendant
and your passes go over colleagues heads
then end up in row zed
and you look tired and pasty
but your wife is quite tasty
and you'll never be a world beater
so best ask her for a job on Blue Peter"

(c) morrisseyisawire 2014

Another Johnny Marr classic.