this is the first season ive not got one. due to funds. but ive not had any calls or anything from the club trying to get me to buy one

Why not give some free tickets for Eastern Europeans, when word gets out in Romania and Bulgaria that there's freebies going they'll all book flights to Warrington and the stadium will be full every week.

Or tell them there's work, but they have to watch the game first and then after tell them there isn't any work and they've just been exploited...par for the course.

Then they'll just go back on the dole and claim £26,000 a year in benefits so they can get a nice house in Grappenhall and next their grannies and grandads and their whole village will come over and live in caravans in their front lawn.

All potential supporters, get the Eastern Europeans at Wire and the resources of the HJ will be straining to cope with the numbers, we'll never be short of a handyman though if the stadium needs a bit of work.

....a waiting list for North stand tickets .

You knew someone like me would bite on that, didn't you? Well I've bucked the trend. My wife got me a six game ticket for my birthday and I'll probably do more than that.