Given the depressing goings on in the England camp I thought I'd seek out some rugby humour.

I've been trying to find a quote by Clare Morley (Moz's wife) - the one about Sky TV boxes - and after an hour of searching I found it.
Had me creased up the first time I read it and still brings more than a small chuckle now.

Moz - My Story
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''Adrian and I are polar opposites in many respects. I'm tidy and like everything in order. He's scruffy and laid back. I'm straight down the line. Adrian knows people who can chip Sky TV boxes. I'm a stress-head. A worrier. He's chilled out and placid. His favourate saying to me is, 'Don't you worry that pretty little head. Moz is sorting it out.' But that usually makes me worry more.!''

Priceless.

This year when I went to watch us play the Catalans ,I stopped in lloret de mare,as we came into the town,there was a road sign pointing north to the next sea side town called t@@ser de mar, some wag has drawn a circle round the word t@@ser, and wrote underneath twinned with Phil Clark . Now that's priceless.