Is Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink coming out of football retirement to try his hand at Rugby League?

I believe 4 names were due, 1 being a marquee.

never heard of him.

why on earth do we need a big, open-sided tent?

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Unless we are signing Neil Baynes.

Pepe Marquette is coming back?!

And still not a name in sight. How about this then. I've heard were signing a half back to replace Briers in the future and the club "Will" appoint a successor to Tony Smith. Mine is fact yours is pure speculation. Name names or post nothing.

I didn't say I had any names!

Truth is geezer you know sod all, I know people in the game and they never tell me anything, they occasionally drop hints but never an actual name, they wouldn't tell me who Wire had picked in clubcall and they knew, I have a friend who coaches at a SL club and he knows stuff and will drop hints by saying X club have sold a player to Y club but he won't tell me who that player ever is. Then I usually see it in the press release, they rarely break confidence.
So when people go 'so and so heard of thingy at the club' my first reaction is usually bollox.

Where have you heard this ? Is it the voices in your head again ?

He has been listening to Kasabian again;

I hear voices, they tell me to stop
Why should I listen, they've never felt the drop
They hide in corners behind the pretty girls
In their gold in their gold in their gold
One minute to a, one minute to a, one minute to midnight