No, don't do that. Shove them through the drums instead!

When the North and East start chants you know it's a big game

So you noticed I was there then?

Proof that the Rhythm Method doesn't work.

Here's a quote from RLW's Secret Speccie, who attended the Wigan game back in June-

But where do I get a thirteen piece band at 4 a.m.?

I doubt many - if any - people will take drums. Most of those who have them are quite young and will want to be in the lower tier. They'll also be more likely to queue for their tickets at the ground rather than book online or over the phone as is required here, because groups of young lads tend to want a few tickets with their mates all together.

I'm in the upper tier (though not in this block) and I hate artificial atmosphere - and music played over the PA when we score is the worst of the lot - but whether there's drummers or not, the only thing that could possibly ruin Saturday for me is a Warrington defeat.

is anyone really going to take a drum to a grand final?

REALLY?

Anyone thinking of doing such a ridiculous thing needs to have a good long hard look at themselves.

The biggest reason why there's no singing/chants right up to kickoff these days ..... the ridiculous PA that blasts out right up until the ball is actually kicked off at most Wire home games is, to say the least, headache inducing! Does the nutjob behind it think he's helping the atmosphere?

If they do that, they'll almost certainly be thinking "Boom - I am the dogs danglies"