There's always crisps at the Pidgeons

or maybe its an honest mistake and he has been going to salad hut all along.

Rubbery pastry with cheap cheese and tomato paste does not equal pizza. Pizza Express does a reasonable job, and some branches of Ask. Otherwise UK 'pizzas' don't resemble pizza as an Italian would know it.

Asda create your own pizza are superb.

If you want good pizza and you're ever in London then go to Mimmo La Bufala in Hampstead Heath, now that is seriously good pizza.

im a big fan of the tesco made deep pan meat feast.... i cover it in jalapeno and shovel it down.