We sing something similar to Saints when we play them, especially at Langtree Park on Good Friday, it quite simply goes:

5 times in a row,
5 times in a rowwwwwwww,
You f***ing lost it,
5 times in row!

But everyone has to raise their hand whilst singing for more of an effect

no need to be so nasty i did say I'm no lyrical genious, and it does fit! in my head...

I think there can be doubt about 'bragging rights' for the composers of various chants.

For the record, there are two United versions of "Bertie Mee". The one currently 'sung' which is distasteful as it has Sir Matt swearing and the original early 70's version (predating your Kop claim) which referred to Bertie Mee said to Don Revie

Not a big fan of the song, although would like to hear the 'Cheshire rules the country' version at the HJ just for the comedy value.

Here's my effort for the worst song competition, to the tune of Oasis' 'Lyla'...

Hey Myler, about to play the ball
So what do you say, Myler
The players around you make you look so small, Myler
If you hear Briers call don't turn away, Myler
Look out Richie's bout to ground the ball

RAOTL went into overdrive with that PAOK tune in early 2007 and various versions were written before the one that became Campione was settled on.

It's universally regarded as rubbish on the same forum now.

In all honesty I can't think of a single song I read on the internet initially and still think is good, and there's been a few.