Quote: the flying biscuit "I would have liked to have seen some of "Sams" stats from Saturday.
Tries - none,
breaks - none
kicking game - non existant
passing game - non existant,
scoring fancy looking tries against crap teams - N/A, crap team not available
Errors - one, turning up to play
getting nowhere near bombs - lots
mard lip - even more than the one above.
tears shed at full time - bucket full.'"