John Lennon is currently rolling around in his grave

.... And not a mention of T*#$ F%}~y & the Wire? Shocking! Call yourself a fan

I'm not singing that, no matter how good he is.

Definitely an Ultra taking the p*ss. One post and it's something so ridiculous only an Ultra could come up with it. Either that or a casual.

To what tune do we sing the "wings of a sparrow ...ar$e of a cow" song


its got a certain charm.....


most definitely a crust muncher on the though

Can't believe the OP missed this one

‘Wings of a Sparrow’ goes to the tune of ‘Poor Scouser Tommy’ by Liverpool FC, but it's only the same ‘backing style rhythm’. Would be great to hear it at the games though.

The reason why I thought of the Richie Myler song is because he tried to get with Ben Harrison's girlfriend, and that's when "I'd let you ‘s**g’ my wife" bit comes in to the song.

Also I believe Richie goes to Subway after training sessions so "I love ‘Sub Baguetts’ too" comes in handy.

So for that reason you thought it would be a good idea to remind all the players of this during a game? Perhaps you should leave the thinking to someone else?

this is silly, even to my low standards!

Sing the Ryan Atkins one over and over in your head!!!!!!!!!pure class, Heartbeat for Gods sake!!!!!!

What next a song about Mike Cooper to the theme tune from Black Beauty???