I had a neighbour once when I lived on Padgate lane who's facial growth was similar to Tykes. From a distance we're wired to just accept a persons choice but on a closer (talking 1 to 1) look I always spotted an abundance of left-over food within the realms of said growth. I imagine Tykes beard to be full of bits if Nando's chicken, piri piri sauce and a variety of other random objects. Also, bogies, pubic hairs and bits of tissue. That's just how I see it, maybe I'm wrong but even if I am, He still looks a twunt in my opinion. Get a shave lad !

Looks like Bin Laden to me ! Let's hope he Terrorises some teams this season !

keep it, he'll be a character if he keeps in teh first team.


DAvid wrench used to be dead popular after all

Movember, followed by Decembeard. Then he couldn't be d shaving. Love the beard people!

Perhaps tyke has taken to a more simplistic lifestyle where his status within the community is dictated by the width of the brim on his hat. Salary cap restrictions have forced him to give up his sponsored proton for a pony and trap. Just got to change the name on his shirt to brother McCarthy now.

Good to have a character in the team..obviously has a sense of humour.. Long Live the Beard I say..