Quote: the ditch "The Famous Matt and Tony went to London to see the Queen and this is what she said!!!!!!!!!!'"
"Hellair, aynd whart doo yoo dooo? Oh realleh, hoy charmieeng. Pheeeleeeep, whart is ragby leeeege"
Two hours later, when she's out of character, and she's putting her teeth into a Waterford Cut Glass whisky tumbler "Fakkin 'el Phil. Did you see vat middle aged bloke wiv da big hootah.....kept fidgitin' when I wuz tawkin to 'im, and wudent luk uz in ve eye, wen I arsked im a question. Cheeky bleedah........and ve ava one, you wemembah, ve darft lukin one wiv de air, e luked like a rite James Hunt...shud a kept um as bladdy convicts.
