I could write pages on this!

Narrowed down, here is my top three, in reverse order.

3. Nobodies making TV careers for themselves just because they are eccentric or from Essex. I'm referring here to the absolute garbage that is Big Brother and The Only Way Is Essex. Who are these people? Why are we bombarded with them in every paper, every magazine and constantly on the telly. AAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!

2. Supermarkets. Not because of the supermarkets themselves, but the zombies that go there when I do! Drive onto Morrisons car park at any time of the day, and someone will walk out in front of you pushing a trolley or pushchair. It's like they have a lobotomy on entry to the grounds! Then inside, if it's not customers blocking the aisles while they compare the price of soup, its the staff stacking shelves with the cart blocking any access to anyone fatter than Kate Moss. AAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!

1. This makes me swear EVERY time. People who don't indicate at roundabouts. Small thing, I know. I approach roundabouts, stop for the car that approaches with priority, only for it to turn off before me without indicating. Are cars not fitted with them these days? Just watch how many people do it. It drives me potty. I know that it is relatively minor, but the topic is "Irrational Irritations", and this fits the bill.

If you think I need help, send the white coats to.......

Wonga.com, quick cash, cash advance, money shop etc etc

Legal loan sharks preying on the vulnerable in these tough economic times, so far today I've heard about 8 adverts on the radio for this muck and seen around 4 shops offering to give you money (with around 1659% APR), so you have people who are on the bones of their backsides with not a lot of jobs out there and you have these vultures everywhere, shocking.

Poundshops
The rise in house prices keeping many of Gen Y off the property ladder
The fact that there aren't many jobs out there despite what anyone says, most jobs have already been filled but the company legally has to advertise them, I applied for a job at Leigh Council as a Temp Gas Engineer and they said I didn't have the quals they were looking for despite being a fully qualified gas engineer with management quals and HNC in Construction.
Crap reality TV shows that show the 'celeb' farting about doing nothing but shop, have haircut, go to a doo etc
Greeks, that are moaning their economy is going down the swanny, shouldn't have spent the last 20 years sat under a tree smoking playng dominoes with the other locals then, or paid tax for the bar owners, jet ski hirers, etc
The fact that major industry in this surrounding area has long gone along with job security and jobs for life e.g. coal mines, chemical works, Triplex, UGB, Vulcan etc.
Noob tubers on COD

The best track on a cd being the only one that is scratched.

Theme from Life of Brian, on Monty Python Sings (apart from Every Sperm is Sacred, and Never Be Rude To An Arab)

two fat women walking very slowly side by side on a narrow pathway creating a tailback on the pavement just after you've been stuck in a traffic jam for an hour and are late for work......

The fact that since the evenings have become dark, I have queued home on the M6 EVERY single night even though the amount of traffic is the same. Poor drivings standards.

Waiting to hear round 3-27 fixtures....