I'm presuming its his ex-wife now?

When I got home from the wigan game I was, obviously, pretty excited. The light of my life said "You won then?", "Yep," says I, "and now I'm going to... have......... to go..............to Hull........................ on Fri.......................... poop[i (word changed!) [/iit's your birthday"

"Go to the game. We can go out on Saturday instead".

I knew on our very first date, when I didn't have any money on me and she paid for dinner, that she was the woman for me!

Obsessed

Fair play to your brother Finsbury. What's the food like in the General now?

I was celebrating my wedding anniversay at Hull.......................without the wife!

I missed the 2009 final because it was my sisters wedding and she supports Wigan, she then tells me "i'm glad you came i know how much you wanted to go the game, if it was Wigan though i'd have missed your wedding"

Bloody pie eaters eh?

My mate who goes to every Liverpool game without exception (home and away - all competitions) missed his sister's wedding to go to Dynamo Kiev away.

I wouldn't have missed it for that but I would have for Wembley.