Dallamites, on a website!!!
Mind you, I suppose plent of Dallamites have been on websites before........Crimestoppers

And I was just about to write at least they're leaving dallam alone.

I knew it was too good to be true.

Burtonwood gets a fair bit of stick and no one ever complains.
Just wait until they get electricity, there'll be wars on here.

Burtonwoodites don't want it
Besides, they don't need it. They spend all their time on their porches, under candlelight, in their dungarees, on a rocking chair....pluckin' a banjo, smokin' a clay pipe.

"Hey Cleetus, yow shurem play a dang good banjo"

"Awww shucks, paw"

"Hey Cleetus, I've heard there's a new fangled geetah than can be worked by magic powers, and it's dang loud"

"I don't eva want to play wanna those thangs, paw. They'm thinks they're dang clever in that there Warrintun"

"Hey Cleetus, there's 4 fine lookin fellas geddin outa that there automobile, one was in Superman, one's gotta moooostache, one I've nevvah seen before, and one's the paw of that there Angelina Jolie"

"I'll play mah banjo, for that there Angelina Jolie's paw, paw"

back on thread, he's probably being broken in gently
smack to the face...childs play
steaming into the legs (as third man) of a player taking a standing tackle, by two other players...that's where "men" are built