What's wrong with a polo shirt? Ten times better than being a scruff in a replica shirt. Obviously a coat is required in February anyway so it doesn't really matter what's hidden under it.
Also, is the word "chav" really as common in the Warringtonian vernacular these days as it appears to be on here? If so then the Cockneyfication of the town would at least explain why I heard "One Man Went To Mow" and "I'm Forever Blowing Bubbles" sang last night.
