yes they would but the rugby team gets bigger home support ., its only the big away team following that bumps there football average attendace up.

I went the Garfoth game, had loads of witty songs about Gazza, I turn up and their fans/board tell us they've not seen hide nor hair of him. I had to make do with "Where's yer Gazza gone" when they were 3-0 up.

On the bright side, I got to change ends at half time, like a real fan.

Did he not turn up in the changing rooms at half time with some chicken, cans of lager, dressing gowns and fishing rods?

Garforth Town sounds like they should be the local rivals for Fulchester United...

Unfortunately not, though were going to bring similar to the game and call it 'banter'

We played Garforth the previous Saturday and they were convinced Gazza was ready to arrive. Weird. Hope you'll be coming to Leigh-Town now that you're a fully fledged "barmy army" (cringe) member