Clarke had a ten minute spot where he explained that he's been working for the rugby league and examining stats
he came up with all sorts
like ' you'll find that kicks on the fourth tackle result in overall better yards and more tries'
and 'if the wind comes in from the west a ginger haired player is more likely to step the full back one on one'

all kinds of utter nonsense, he went on for ages and finished with we can use this data to help England beat the aussies in the four nations.

brian carney replied with

' i think they win because they have better players that us'

clarke just went very quiet it was ace

my memory might have distorted it a little

I have to say Phil Clarkes face was an absolute picture. He looked like a kicked puppy.

I've noticed he like to start some of his pearls of wisdom with 'in the game of rugby league'

This is then followed by any random statistical nonsense.

Usualy followed by slipping something about Wigan in.I know I keep mentioning it,but it does get on my paps.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

clarke tonight......

"saints will have to pick up their game when they play the likes of wigan, leeds or saints"

what a spunge!