I blame the gypsy underworld of Parr & Sutton

well the trophy room has been empty for a few years..nowt worth stealing from there xept a few cob webs

Let's not get into footballing squabbles, because Liverpool fans are notoriously the most whinging once the muck starts to fly....

Tell me ma.

They are are they not. They should accept their fall from the top flight as Batley did in RL. Mind you always someone else to blame but themselves.

The saints chairman telephoned merseyside police today to report a theft from the trophy room. When asked what exactly had been stolen he replied " a red and white carpet."

I know it isn't St. Helens but this made me laugh.....

New in Wigan pie-Agra ..... Helps those that can't reach a semi

You've had long enough to come up with better jokes than that.

Slipped under the radar with that one 71

i wouldnt call a couple of years a few years.
its a pity the thieves didnt rob us regulary since superleague started they would be millionaires by now with all the trophies wev'e achieved.
they said warrington wasn't worth robbing because 1 measley challenge cup (in how many years?) wasn't worth pinching.

True,but it's nice to turn that particluar joke around onto you lot for a change!