I don't believe in jesus, so Tony Smith is my only adopted "god" as it were.

I'm already dreading the time when he chooses to leave us. Can you imagine the weight of expectation on the next man? sheeesh. Who'd be that guy?

he is the only other bloke id gladly let smash my missus

Bit of an extreme claim to make for a coach who has yet to win anything. Smith has a fine track record at Leeds and now has already won one trophy with Wire. Maguire has won nowt, despite building on Brian Noble's work to kick Wigan up another few notches.

Unless you count the League Leaders Shield

which no one does. Be serious!

Not bad room for improvement.