lad rings up social services and says i dont want to live with my mum or dad they say why? kid says because they beat me they ask who do you want to live with he says the england team because they never beat anyone
50629_1281109377.jpgwhy should i care, why should i care
inside outside, leave me alone
inside outside, nowhere is home
inside outside ,where have i been
OUT OF MY BRAIN ON THE 5.15:d7dc4b20b2c2dd7b76ac6eac29d5604e_50629.jpg
Quote: Tainted Lover "Got to admire Emile Heskey.... Has a disasterous World Cup... comes home, puts a frock on and wins the womens title at wimbledon.'"
Not an England joke so forgive me for going off topic but this one really made me chuckle...........
I bumped into an old friend last week who told me he'd started a new business bulding yachts in his loft!
I said "Good for you, hows it going?".......He said "Its fantastic..........sails are going through the roof!"
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