you aren't wrong there. certain women seem to thrive on snaring married men whilst some blokes cant seem to keep it in their trousers especially when some skirt is served up on a plate, even if its not very attractive skirt aswell. i mean that JT bird was ok body wise but her face wasn't all that.

I'd suggest she'd be more than capable of maintaining her current lifestyle if she files for divorce. Ray Parlour's ex-missus took him to the cleaners in the divorce courts.

* A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

* After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

* Chant heard at Burnley v Wigan: "Same old Terry, always cheating."


* John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

* John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.

* What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

* John Terry is to release a charity single - it's a version of The Cars' My Best Friend's Girl.

* His follow-up will be Under The Bridge.

* What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...

* Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea: "Chelsea, Wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. Cos he likes a ****, he likes a bit of fluff, And he'll get your missus up the duff".

* We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.

* Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.

* Wayne Bridge bought Vanessa Perroncel a chocolate willy... but she says she prefers Terry's.

* John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.

Should all men who cheat be castrated to stop them from doing it again. Leopards never change their spots as the saying goes...once a cheat always a cheat.

She might get the money but she would loose the status and reflected glory of being a 'footballers wife'.