Thanks to Geordie for reopening the thread which was locked for no known reason

JT will keep the captains armband, his wife probably wont leave him and he will come out of it with his nose being a bit bloodied. However, the bit on the side will lose all respect and she will now be forever labelled as a 'tart'. She wanted to be a superwag by all accounts but that aint going to happen now, not unless she drops a few divisions

I'd suggest she'd be more than capable of maintaining her current lifestyle if she files for divorce. Ray Parlour's ex-missus took him to the cleaners in the divorce courts.

* A Chelsea player is stopped for speeding at 130mph in a 30mph zone. When the police ask him to explain, he says: "I've just heard John Terry is parked outside my house."

* After Wayne Bridge refused to play for England while John Terry remains captain, fans are now urging JT to try it on with Emile Heskey's wife.

* Chant heard at Burnley v Wigan: "Same old Terry, always cheating."


* John Terry has been lined up to star in a new ITV drama. It's called Other Footballers' Wives.

* John Terry has announced he's lost his England captain's armband. Fabio Capello told him to ask Wayne Bridge to check under the bed.

* What do Wayne Bridge and the Titanic have in common? They both should've stayed at Southampton.

* John Terry is to release a charity single - it's a version of The Cars' My Best Friend's Girl.

* His follow-up will be Under The Bridge.

* What has Vanessa Perroncel got in common with a Champions League final goalpost? They've both been banged by John Terry...

* Chant heard at Hull v Chelsea: "Chelsea, Wherever you may be, Don't leave your wife with John Terry. Cos he likes a ****, he likes a bit of fluff, And he'll get your missus up the duff".

* We all knew John Terry liked scoring at The Bridge, but this is ridiculous.

* Poor Wayne Bridge - he's not even first choice with his his wife.

* Wayne Bridge bought Vanessa Perroncel a chocolate willy... but she says she prefers Terry's.

* John Terry has explained he didn't mean to have sex with Vanessa Perroncel - he just slipped while he was showing her how to take a penalty.

Should all men who cheat be castrated to stop them from doing it again. Leopards never change their spots as the saying goes...once a cheat always a cheat.

She might get the money but she would loose the status and reflected glory of being a 'footballers wife'.