me dads just had a text of his mate saying he just been in a restuarant in st helens and saw graham smith and moran together

who's graham smith?

south african opening batsman

Because that's the first place they'd go for a meeting isn't it!

I've been nowhere near St Helens today.

why are we signing an opening batsman? surely we need something partway down the order coming off the bench for a big effort?


Does this mean moi moi isn't coming now.

and was graham smith wearing a beige jacket?

how would a south african count on the overseas/kolpak quota?

Graham Smith Moran? Never heard of him.

The Smith Moran is hyphenated.

A restaurant in St Helens.

I suppose the question then is did they supersize their meals? I suppose they would have done if Moran was paying, and trying to impress our new signing. Graham probably got 20 nuggets as well.