head, down,spin round the stick, attempt to kick the ball before falling over and getting mud all over your k-swiss and posh shants.


It's a very simple formula.

Likewise, they don't need to give any huge prizes that end up looking like its rigged, get some cheap t shirts printed off that say

"Warrington Wolves Half Time Challenger"

and on the back

"I fell over"

Saves the club having to give away replica shirts that they'd rather flog and ppl have already bought. Try and drum up a bit of faux necessity about them, must haves(god knows what i'm ranting about now) think about timmy bloody mallett and how kids used to mark out for his Wacka plasters, a bloody plaster with a W drawn on it.

I'd have done it...the standard of the crowd just isn't up to it when I'm not there! I'd better make more effort next year....

That was well funny that whole 10 grand draw episode................Shocked"


It had Alan Partridge written all over it.

Radical I know, but how about this for half time entertainment..........








Kids playing rugby.