Me too Slim, West Stand commandos.

I wasn't having a go at any particular individual as yes obviously some people will be regulars who cannot attend a particular match for whatever reason. I just meant in general it should have been easy to sell out today but it wasn't even close.

You two certainly sound badly stitched up by the club so I sympathise with you.

On a side note I almost wish I'd just gone in the South Stand today as after swapping my voucher for the West as usual and going to my normal spec I found it full of school girls who pierced the air with their screams as the teams were read out, Wolfie appeared, the teams walked out, etc.

I went for a pint at half time so missed whatever they were doing on the pitch and thankfully they didn't come back for the second half!

The HT challenge was that rigged, not even Hazem El Masri could have won that car.

That's shocking that is, pal. Sorry to hear that.

The west wasn't that packed, so why they told you that was quite strange, especially as they mentioned a "crush", which was so far off the mark it was untrue.

The whole of today's half-time was so beyond the level of regular human understanding that I don't even know where to start.

There are good super league players who couldn't have made those kicks and even if you somehow, by the grace of God himself, managed to kick the three goals in front of the North Stand (40 yards without proper boots?) you had to come over to the South and kick one from ten yards out on the touchline.

No wonder the car wasn't proudly displayed between the North and East stands today.

Who did you speak to ?