Signing For Leeds

You [ireally[/i need to give up this obsession you have for Westwood and Higham giving away penalties.

I mean, it's not as if you have got no penalty machines in your squad, have you. Well, I suppose you have one less now that it's been outed that he's a cokehead.

lol

Top twenty five penalised players in SL, two aren't in there. Would you care to guess who they are.

Ther is one penalty machine in the top ten.

Well, who'd have believed it eh? And he's missed half a dozen games.

You know how you have sort of one day, every year, where there are loads of flying ants all over the shop? You can't rid of the buggers, swarming all over you, wiping all sorts of filth about with them.

It's like that with green-eyed Wigan folk at the moment.

Can you imagine what it would have been like if they won the CC? The horror, the horror.