Quote: JWP ""Could you tell me a bit about the spec' please ..."
[i"Yeah, it's a 34/28/34 DD, of latin descent ..."[/i
"Erm, right. What RAM does it have ?"
[i"Oh yeah loves to be rammed, completely upto you how much."[/i
"Okay, right (bit odd), re-writer ..."
[i"Yup, can defo, write."[/i
"Does it stand up or on it's side ?"
What about backing up onto a floppy??
[i"Completely upto you, pal."[/i
"D'ya get a screen ... ?"
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"Ooh, one of them are you, likes to watch. No sir, that's extra."[/i
"Sod this, i'm off to PC World. You get Norton 'arf price."'"