Quote: Saintsnut "Cripple Jones
Yes Cripple is a funny name for a pet but he was a gold fish and they can't walk hence the name
Interesting choice.
You may as well have called him 'Fighterpilot' 'Heart Surgeon' or 'World Champion Lacrosse player' by that logic. A goldfish can't do any of those things either.*
*apart from maybe in widnes, we're I understand they run the local refuse collection service.