i was reffing u 10s i think around 15 years ago, ince st bills v widnes st maries, ince had the ball in attack and in my opinion got the touchdown for a try so i pointed to the spot and awarded it. You cant give a try the maries kids cried out, nothing wrong with that i said its a try . 'but thats the 10 yard line sir!' whoops! play the ball 4th tackle. you could imagine the abuse off the widnes kids parents

Walking into the loos of a bar in Manchester, spotting some birds on the left, and assuming I needed to go right.

At which point I walked into a mirror (and apologised).

Unisex loos!

Can't even spell my name, still got 4 A-levels.

One time i really really wasted on drugs and alcohol, and I was with my good friend Pete Doherty. We had a new batch of 1 day old mice with us and I then posted a clip on Youtube with me and Pete with the Mice, pleading with my Blake not to split up with me and to not to divorce me. God they were bad days, they even tried to make go to rehab but i just kept saying no.

I've got two which stand out in memory.

1) At Huddersfield Away last season, i was slightly intoxicated and after the 1st Half was utterly convinced that it was full time. It took alot of persuasion from Wolfette to convince me i was wrong.

2) After the Grand National this year, i was again slightly intoxicated, fell asleep on the Train from Liverpool and ended up in Huddersfield.