i was reffing u 10s i think around 15 years ago, ince st bills v widnes st maries, ince had the ball in attack and in my opinion got the touchdown for a try so i pointed to the spot and awarded it. You cant give a try the maries kids cried out, nothing wrong with that i said its a try . 'but thats the 10 yard line sir!' whoops! play the ball 4th tackle. you could imagine the abuse off the widnes kids parents

I could turn this into 10 pages, easily, just naming stuff that's probably happened in the last month.

Goofball.

when i was a young whippersnapper i'd started seeing this girl,after a few weeks it was time to meet mum and dad,everything was going ok after the introductions and so on.after half an hour of idle chit chat i excused myself and went outside the back door for a cigarette to calm the nerves.whilst drawing on my cigarette i felt the urge to break wind,i did so,unfortunately extremely loudly.
cue my new girlfriends mother from the lounge
"i heard that"
walking back into the lounge was probably the most embarrassed i'd ever felt as i'd not even trumped in front of my girlfriend at that point.

That "new girlfriend/when a trump is acceptable" issue is quite difficult to judge isnt it. Almost as difficult to judge as when to attempt doing it up the wrongun.

whilst hoping she doesn't trump

Edited

I'm guessing my Wolfette won't own up to this one so I'll do it for her...

My mum was in the car on a motorway with her boss a few years back and he made an idle comment about the lorry in front being from the Czech Republic. She asked how he knew that and he nodded to the sticker on the back and said "CZ" ...to which my mum replied "how can you tell were he is from just because you can see his head?"

This place gets more like MSN or Facebook everyday.

Remember when jurassic park was in,
One of mi nephews got a dinasaour (figure) for christmas on the box it said "MADE WITH REAL DINASAOUR SKIN" my mum had been on the sherry so i said look at this mum dinasaour made with real dinasaour skin,so she stroked it and said OH yes it has hasnt it....When was the last time you stroked a dinasour mum..

Was in the Blue Lion in Newton a couple of weeks ago on a leaving do, and left about 10pm to get the train back to Warrington. Got to the station and the train was delayed, so waited for about 10 mins, then a train turned up. There was no announcement so just got on it, sat down and waited. After a while, I was thinking to myself that this journey was longer than I thought, so I got off at the next stop and ended up getting off at Wavertree Technology Park.

There was no trains back so had to wait for one to go to Lime Street, then go back to Warrington. By this time I was busting for a pish, so went looking around for a bush (there was no toilets). Found a perfect place, but before I took it out, I started trickling.



Ended up having a nice pish mark all the way down my leg. However, instead of fretting about it and hiding it, I just stayed around, got the train, got to LIme Street and then ended up waiting around for the next train back to Wire. Got a few funny looks but bizarrely I wasn't bothered. I was actually quite proud how straight the line was! Got on the train, put my feet up and was back in Warrington before you know it. Ended up getting home just before midnight.

I think I was more embarrassed at the last Cardiff Millenium Magic. One of the games had finished and everyone was walking out, I forgot my coat. I rushed back to get it, and I was rushing back to catch up with everyone, I turned a corner and went slap bang straight into Terry O'Connor. I brushed him down, straightened his tie and apologised profusely! He just laughed it off and strolled away into the vicinity of the commentary box!

Fare play to ya,for even admitting that.........................................................................You can get them incontinent pants ya know..