You can not say ANYTHING Gaz!!

yes, cos nowhere else in the english speaking world has been trading peter andre/katie price jokes.

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Been there. done that. I hope they got a refund on the cards they bought.

what do u call an italian with a rubber toe? roberto

Why did God create alcohol?
So ugly people have a chance to have sex

What do clouds wear under their clothes?

Thunderware

Penguins?

i like that one

a pony tried talking to me the other day bu i couldn't hear it because it was a little ho

Why was the belt thrown in jail?
He held up a pair of pants



What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?
Wet feet



Whats blue and looks like a bucket?
A red bucket in disguise



When can your car stop the quickest?
When it's brakefast time



What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?

Deano; you must eat a lot of ice lollies to get them cack jokes off the back of the sticks...