UMPAH LUMPAH DOOPTY DOO I'VE GOT A HEAD HIGH TACKLE FOR YOU

AND REPEAT TEN TIMES EVERY TIME HE TAKES SOMEONES HEAD OFF

You could use sacked on the end?

Good point

He wears the number thirty
Mathers Mathers
Sometimes he can be dirty
Mathers Mathers
We got the lad from the pies
Give him the ball and he'll score tries
Richie Mathers
Warrington's full back

Bounce: na na na na na na

to the tune of
Nothing Else Matters Metallica

Lived close, he came by car
from the pies, he did depart
to the ground were they always fart
oh Richie mathers

Never cautioned for affray
but matt king thinks differently
headhunting is the way he plays
oh richie mathers

Trust i seek and i find in you
under smith you're no longer poo
and cheaper than a kangaroo
oh richie mathers

[iWe never cared for gleeson wage
and the sulky way he played
he betrayed [/i

Tony Smith is a superstar
Straight away in the wires heart
Stuart Readon Au revoir
We got Richie Mathers

That's BRILLIANT




Somehow dont think it'd catch on mind

Its a pity none of us know the tune

Oh Richie Mathers
You used to be a pie
Oh Richie Mathers
Now Wire till you die
Oh Richie Mathers
now Matt King loves you tooooooooo

exactly, its really good though

oh richie mathers knocked matt king out flat
when you did that we all called you a t**t
but now you signed for the wires
we will forget that
oh richie mathers is wonderful

Do what Everton used to sing to Joe Max-Moore, that old TV advert for that womans magazine.

Poor, Poor, Poor.
Poor Richie Mathers, Poor Richie Mathers.
Poor, Poor, Poor.
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