I didn't see him, so it doesn't count technically, but I went for a hair cut t'other week and the hair dresser got on to the subject of Rugby and asked who I followed. When I said Warrington, after an initial suprise, he informed me that "I hava your coacha in my shopa very regular" (he's Italian).

I thought he was going to say Che, so I perked up a bit, then he said "Jamesa, you knowa Jamesa?"

"Oh Jimmy Lowes?"

"Yes, buta we calla him Jamesa"

The colour dropped from my face and I sort of snarled my lip up a bit. Noticing I wasn't looking as impressed as he was, he asked if I "not lika Jamesa?" I told him I didn't, he went on a rant about what a great hooker he was (that cannot be denied, by the way, as I pointed out to him) and then how we hit a purple patch when he first took up the post of assisticant to Cullen, then cut my hair badly and over charged me.

Moral of the story, kids; don't slag off Jimmy Lowes.

Bruce Mcguire once in a pub bog in Ostwaldtwistle

seen riley penny king and carney at padgate campus

i saw matt king at a bus stop in newton le willows about 2 months ago. was reading a psychology magazine, and walked off 5 mins before a bus came.

Has anyone on the planet seen Leon Pryce since his disapearing act at 6:00pm on Grand Final night?

saw mitchell and his tiny gf at toby carvory he is alot bigger than it looks when in the stands