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SALFORD RLFC IS MY RELEGION
THE WILLOWS IS MY CHURCH
DAVID WATKINS IS MY GOD
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| Quote: zandor46 "The All Blacks were playing England, and after the half-time whistle blew they found themselves ahead 50-0, Jonah Lomu getting eight tries. The rest of the team decided to head for the pub instead of playing the second half, leaving Jonah to go out on his own.
"No worries," Jonah told them, "I'll join you later and tell you what happened." After the game Jonah headed for the pub where he told his teammates the final score: 95-3.
"What!!!!" said a furious Josh Kronfeld, "How did you let them get three points??!" Jonah replied apologetically, "I was sent off with 20 minutes to go."'"
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A man went to the doctor one day and said: "I've just been playing Rugby and when I got back I found that when I touched my legs, my arms, my head, my tummy and everywhere else, it really hurt." So the doctor said: "You've broken your finger."
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SALFORD RLFC IS MY RELEGION
THE WILLOWS IS MY CHURCH
DAVID WATKINS IS MY GOD
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salford city reds rugby practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.
Head coach shaune mcrae immediately suspended practice while police were called to investigate. After a complete analysis, investigating forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to players was the try line. Practice was resumed after mcrae decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.
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SALFORD RLFC IS MY RELEGION
THE WILLOWS IS MY CHURCH
DAVID WATKINS IS MY GOD
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| Whats up nobody got any jokes  |
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I have been living next door to an out of work exorcist. Things are getting tougher for him, his house was repossessed last week.
I am so very sorry for this joke!!!!
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not bad 4/10
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was sacked from my job at the wines and spirits section at asda today. A polish came in and asked me to recommend a good port, I said ''Dover, now f--k off!!''
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BLACK AND WHITES
East is East,West is West,
and never the twain shall meet.
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A couple of lads were caught by a copper climbing over the fence at the last Reds game.He made them go back in until the end of the match.
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just came out of chippy eating fish and chips, tramp sat outside says "I aint had owt to eat for 3 days" I said "I wish I had ur f------g will power"
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BLACK AND WHITES
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Dont know if it true about the Reds supporter who was so peed off he nailed his season ticket to one of the entrances.He calmed down after a couple of days and went back for it,only to find some mother had nicked the nail.
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A man in a pub asks for a pint.
The barman says, "Sure, that'll be a penny."
"A penny?" exclaims the man. Reading the menu, he says, "Could I have steak and chips?"
"Certainly," says the barman, "that'll be fourpence."
"Four pence?" cries the man. "You're joking. Where's the bloke who owns this place?"
The barman says, "Upstairs, with my wife"."
The man says, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"
The barman says, "The same thing I'm doing to his business
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| barton, gally top jokes 10/10  |
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