Or in the Earth’s core and it’s taken 25 years to bore him/herself out.

Unlikely, given how quickly he's managed to bore us.

Fair enough and I'll honestly agree with you on all those facts except "middle of nowhere" I don't get that bit.

I've told you before I don't do twitter so the only time I see his tweets is when some one posts them on here and that means I can't be one of the responders. My post was meant to be humorous just like the thread on here entitled " Please take a moment to laugh" which I took in good part and responded in keeping with it. Just try and lighten up mate, you can get that sense of humour by pass reversed. As I've also told you before, I'm just some one who has played and coached the game and now like to watch it and interact with fans of my own and other clubs. If this makes me ignorant then fair enough, I don't think I'll ever be a master[sizede[/sizebater like you

In case it's escaped you, Hull has an airport (its called Humberside) and also a ferry service to Europe.
As regards an internationally renowned city try googleing "Hull, City of culture 2017" HTH

Yes, Hook of Holland,
Though painting your post boxes a different colour isn't justification to call the place cultured.

To be fair, it did fight off spirited competition from those other renowned cultural hotspots Dundee, Leicester and Swansea.

Saying Hull is cultured is like saying that the gene pool in Leigh isn't reduced.

Though being fair I did once see a piece of cheese with some mold on it at Craven Park, does that count as culture?

Which flight would one catch from Humberside airport to travel the world? I’m talking Dubai, Australia, New York, Paris etc because we’d just jump on the next available flight from Manchester Airport some 15 minutes down the road.

And whereabouts in Hull is this airport? It might as well be Shorpe or Grimsby airport?

You're right about middle of nowhere bring inaccurate. I'd say that far edge of nowhere is more accurate.

Maybe the Doc should get a deal going with Manchester airport to take you to France or even oz next year for World Series for free? I mean all that good will for about. 9 free flights! U maybe near Manchester but your not actually Manchester so calling Hulls a bit rich. Enjoy your year or 2 in the sun before the doc gets bored and takes over FC or KR cos they actually have a fan base and a chance of joining the big 4/5

Have the schools broken up for Christmas early in Hull?

Oi stouffer... I don't mind anyone bagging an opposition teams town/city, but you've overstepped the mark by bagging Dundee, and I'm taking it extremely personally!!!!

My city of birth is more cultured and full of history than the tinpot neighbour of Manchester, and yes, I'm a Salford fan

As long as you like marmalade & jute

You're from Dundee? God it's no wonder you moved to Blackburn.